Bear's Talking Points for Election 2012
- We will not force gay marriage on anyone unless you're really really cute.
- God doesn't care how many times he is mentioned in a political platform. God is not looking for plugs or endorsements.
- No one has ever been converted to Christianity by seeing the Ten Commandments displayed in a government building.
- All cats are anarchists. We have much to learn from them.
- If Obama were really a socialist, he would have a coherent and consistent political philosophy.
- Talking points are more valid if they're included in a list with bullet points.
- Cat people are superior to dog people.
- Real vampires don't sparkle.