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Blog of the Grateful Bear

ramblings of a freelance panentheist {"all things are in God, and God is in all things"} . . . musings on Emergent spirituality, powerlifting, LGBTQueer issues, contemplative prayer, mysticism, cats, music, healing, and more. I like my coffee and my existentialism dark-roasted.

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I'm an LPC (Licensed Professional Counselor), in private practice in Marietta, Georgia. I'm an Episcopagan who is involved in the Emergent Christian conversation. My writings on queer spirituality have been published in Whosoever and several other magazines. I live in a house-in-the-woods (Bear's Hermitage) in Marietta with Leonidas (Lenny) and Guy, Mighty Warrior Cats, and way too many books.


Saturday, September 08, 2012

Bear's Talking Points for Election 2012



  • We will not force gay marriage on anyone unless you're really really cute.
  • God doesn't care how many times he is mentioned in a political platform. God is not looking for plugs or endorsements.
  • No one has ever been converted to Christianity by seeing the Ten Commandments displayed in a government building.
  • All cats are anarchists. We have much to learn from them.
  • If Obama were really a socialist, he would have a coherent and consistent political philosophy.
  • Talking points are more valid if they're included in a list with bullet points.
  • Cat people are superior to dog people.
  • Real vampires don't sparkle.


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